[.....Wait, what? She doesn't...she doesn't know things? The best kind of things, even? Teddie's...not used to this, he's usually the one who doesn't know things. How...how did he know something before anyone else? This doesn't...this isn't...brain is broken.]

H-HUH?! Are you pulling my leg or something here? How have you gone this far without knowing what ice cream is?! Y-You haven't lived, I-I-I gotta fix this!

[And with that said, Teddie stumbles out of his chair and flails for the door. Never mind that he has no idea who this is or where she might be, this is an emergency.]