[Thankfully Teddie hasn't even made it past the door, he's pressed against it as he struggles to open the knob in his panicked hurry. Face against wood, he holds up his 'gear and begins to force himself to calm down.]

Old World?

[That's a weird name for a world, and she doesn't even look that old at all. Weird and misleading.]

OH! Right. And I'm Teddie, king of the not-so-old-maybe TV World. There's no ice cream there either, that's why it's important you go get some. I know what it's like to be denied such delicious wonderfulness for so long. Just ask your friends, they'll know exactly what I'm talkin' about.