kingofthetvworld | ★001 | Video

...Is-is this a cellphone?

[The video shows a good view of a cloudy sky and...not much else. The feed shakes and wobbles a bit, a clear sign that whoever's holding the pokegear is a grade A newbie. Thankfully it isn't long before a merciful white paw grabs the thing and turns it the right way, showing a far too excited blonde kid and a cubchoo who rests on his shoulder, looking awfully proud of herself for fixing the feed. Aw yeah, she knows technology. Take that everyone else! Teddie gives her a congratulatory pat on the head before continuing.]

It is! And it does VIDEO?! Woah-ho, this one's waaaaay better than my last one, Yosuke must've finally decided I needed a well deserved upgrade~

[He chuckles a bit to himself, his pokemon joining in despite the fact that she doesn't even know what a Yosuke is. She's just happy he's happy. Sadly, their festivities don't seem to last very long as Teddie begins to glance around, slowly beginning to realize none of his surroundings are very familiar. At all. His smile begins to fade into a worried frown as it finally dawns on him: He's lost.]

I-I guess he decided to move the house while he was at it, hehe...

[He tries his best to stay positive, but anyone with any sense could tell that was a very nervous chuckle. Cubchoo attempts to reassure him by patting his head now, but it only does so much.]

I'm bearginning to think something's going on here...

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[Sorry, Nanako, spoiled bear is spoiled. Which means the idea of camping out doesn't really sound that exciting to him. In fact, it sounds gross and dirty. Where's he supposed to shower? How is he supposed to groom himself? These are the big questions.]

Booooo~

[No wonder she's making him three cakes. By the time he gets there, he's going to be starving!]

[She lets out a dramatic sigh.]

It's good to get out of New Bark. I mean, who would want to stay in a place with no inn, sleeping on the ground outside and not being able to get food... Cherrygrove is a much better town. So worth the three day hike.

[She'll try one more thing to get him to stop complaining.]

The girls at the inn are cute, so that helps, too.

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[Well, there you go. That's all he needed. Teddie already appears to be rushing if the sudden changing scenery behind him is anything to go by.]

I'M GONNA GO TO THE INN!

[He's doing it, he's doing the thing.]

H-Hey! Slow down! You're gonna fall!

[And give her motion sickness.]

If I slow down, I won't see the cute girls!

[The visual feed is bouncing at this point.]

You can't stop DESTINY!

Gee, thanks. Guess I'm not cute enough.

[She doesn't mean anything by it.]

L-Look, just turn off the screen and go to audio or something... o-or hang up!

I don't know how to do any of that!

[Which he says with way more pride than anyone should.]

Rise-chan, if you're asking to score, you know my answer will always be yes~ No number of cute inn girls will ever make me turn you down.

Have someone around you show you!

[You might not like this answer...]

No thanks. I've got my eye on someone right now, and she's more likely to score with me than you are!

[The running stops. That's it. It just stops.]

...Girls can score with other girls?

[He actually has to think about this, it's like his world just opened up a little more.]

Oh man...then Yosuke doesn't have a chance.

Yeah. Just like guys can score with guys.

[Did Teddie seriously not know these things?]

Hmm... maybe Yosuke-senpai should just find himself a nice boy.

Or he could even get a hamster!

[Which, let's be real, seems the more plausible of the two. Hamsters can't judge you.]

Soooo, are you gonna introduce me to this mysterious girl, hmmmm? It doesn't seem fair to leave poor Teddie in the dark now~

You don't think he'd kill it?

[She can't see that going well.]

I would, but I'm not in Celadon anymore. When I'm in the same town as her, or I ask her on another date, then you can meet her~

Another date?! B-But...how?! I can bearly get ONE, how are you already planning another one?!

[He knows she's been here for months and all, but still. The jealousy, it's there.]

Because I'm a cute girl with a great personality~

[Wait till you find out this girl is a triplet, and Rise is totally making one of them into an idol.]

Guess I can't argue there...

[He could be a cute girl with a great personality if he tried hard enough...]

Just...if you get married, you gotta promise I get to be the ring bear.

We could always work on that if you really want to.

[He can be anything he wants to be.]

I-I'm not getting married to her! We've only gone on one date!

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