★001 | Video | New Bark Town

[kingofthetvworld]

...Is-is this a cellphone?

[The video shows a good view of a cloudy sky and...not much else. The feed shakes and wobbles a bit, a clear sign that whoever's holding the pokegear is a grade A newbie. Thankfully it isn't long before a merciful white paw grabs the thing and turns it the right way, showing a far too excited blonde kid and a cubchoo who rests on his shoulder, looking awfully proud of herself for fixing the feed. Aw yeah, she knows technology. Take that everyone else! Teddie gives her a congratulatory pat on the head before continuing.]

It is! And it does VIDEO?! Woah-ho, this one's waaaaay better than my last one, Yosuke must've finally decided I needed a well deserved upgrade~

[He chuckles a bit to himself, his pokemon joining in despite the fact that she doesn't even know what a Yosuke is. She's just happy he's happy. Sadly, their festivities don't seem to last very long as Teddie begins to glance around, slowly beginning to realize none of his surroundings are very familiar. At all. His smile begins to fade into a worried frown as it finally dawns on him: He's lost.]

I-I guess he decided to move the house while he was at it, hehe...

[He tries his best to stay positive, but anyone with any sense could tell that was a very nervous chuckle. Cubchoo attempts to reassure him by patting his head now, but it only does so much.]

I'm bearginning to think something's going on here...

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Voice/So sorry

[nvcr]

[That pun was awful, but you know what, let's just ignore that for now.]

I didn't even know if houses can suddenly move while we're in this plane of existence, or whether or not your friend is even here, but...

WELCOME...TO JOHTO.

[Voice] More like I'm sorry

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's a wee moment of silence on his end as Teddie looks around, almost like he's trying to make sure no one's pranking him. Why he would even think that is anyone's guess, but perhaps the fact that this is his first voice message makes him a little suspicious.

Then again, he's still fairly certain the pokegear is a type of phone... And his phone didn't have video chatting to begin with... Great, it's not even been a full day and the bear's already spoiled.]

THANK...YOU!

[He holds the gear just a little too close, trying his best to mimic the same tone as his mysterious stranger. He even puts in the pause and everything! Is this some kind of game? If so, it's the weirdest one yet.]

[nvcr]

I...see you've received your first Pokemon! Well then. The path that lies ahead of you is a long and treacherous one, filled with uncertainty and adorable little kittens--

So! Have you got your balls?

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh, well, he does like kittens... Although, so far his path has been nothing but bears. Not that Teddie would complain about that.

The next question, however, causes him to lower his voice into a whisper.]

Yosuke says I'm not allowed to talk about those...

[nvcr]

[Sorry, he's just...going to bury his face into his hands a bit before saying anything, because holy hell that came out wrong.]

...I mean your Pokemon.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie cocks an eyebrow at that. Okaaaaaay, this conversation is just getting weird.]

She doesn't even have any, yeesh!!

[Well, it stopped him from whispering at least. What a weird, weird man.]

Look, I get that you're some kinda pervert, but leave the adorable animals out of it!