[Wait a minute...If Teddie didn't know better, he'd almost think this guy believes he's some kind of hopeless loser...]

W-What gives, what's with all these instructions? I know how to "woo" the ladies, have you seen me?! I'm a "hot stud!" Teddie! Stealer of hearts, bearloved by all! You make it sound like I've never been on a date in my whole life!

[And...he hasn't! But that doesn't mean he doesn't think he has.]