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[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie once again shows up on the feed and once again appears to be in a hotel room. Unlike the other few times, however, he seems absolutely delighted to be talking to everyone, which means this is probably going to be very annoying.]

You guys gotta see this, look what I finally got!

[Behind him flutters a little woobat, its flight pattern some what erratic as if it's struggling to to stay afloat. And yet it seems completely fine with this, smiling as Teddie's cubchoo and quilava happily chase it about the room below it, giggling and generally being adorable monster critters.]

I finally got my scorebat! [Which he totally...didn't need help getting at all. Don't be silly...he would never make...someone catch something...for him. That would be, um, lazy or...something.] Now ladies, try not to get too excited. I know he makes me even more irresistible, but there's no need to fight over me just yet~

[Before Teddie can continue about how he's probably a hot stud or whatever nonsense he normally spouts, there's a loud THUD as the tiny bat slams into the wall and lands into the tiny trash can behind him. Teddie jumps, looking over his shoulder to see this...display, but quickly whips back to the feed as if this makes his new pal even better.]

I'M GONNA NAME HIM YOSUKE!!

[Cho toddles over to the waste bin, a worried look on her face as she pokes one of Yosuke's exposed wings. The feed ends before anyone gets to find out if it's dead or not.]

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[dangerousidol]

[Rise could still hear the commotion next door even with her TV turned on. It was Teddie. He and his Pokémon were pretty much loud all the time.

And someone had been dumb enough to get him a Woobat.

It's not until she hears the thud and the sudden screaming about Yosuke that Rise gets a bit worried. Well, not worried.]

.........

[Rise's just going to go next door and bang on Teddie's door now.]

What are you yelling about this time?!

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[kingofthetvworld]

[If it were up to Teddie, that door wouldn't even be answered. The banging is not a good sign and he's not sure if he can handle an angry Rise right now. Too bad for him, Rise isn't the only one annoyed with his antics, and it's Rosa who ends up opening the door. Her brow twitches, the only sign needed to show she is not a happy camper right now.]

T-TRAITOR!

[Teddie's voice rings through the room before he, Yosuke, Cho, and Goro all jump behind the bed, giving them something to put between them and Rise, all four of them peeking over the mattress in unified fear.]

N-Nooooothing... We've been bearhaving, really!

[The three pokemon next to him nod in unison. All of them are...terrible liars.]

[dangerousidol]

[Rise nods to Rosa before stepping in, hands on her hips.]

You guys are gonna get us kicked out of the hotel with all this noise!

[She is not going to sleep outside when there's beds around.]

I swear, I will bring Yukiko in here and have her Sing you all to sleep! Do you want a Ralts put you to sleep? At least then everyone would get some peace and quiet.

[She narrows her eyes in as menacing a way as she can.]

And then in the morning I'll have her use Wake-up Slap on you.

[doesntdomuch]

[well Perry was one of the first people to learn about his new "Scorebat", and honestly he couldn't help but find it adorable how much he liked it. Although he mused as he watched the feed that he really should make sure that his Pokemon are okay.

... And he couldn't help but feel guilty (and a tiny bit jealous) that he was unable to catch it for him.]

I'm glad you got that Pokemon you wanted!

Sorry I wasn't able to get it for you.

[It's not like he didn't want to. He's not a deadbeat dad, honest!]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Wow look at this deadbeat dad calling him up like he totally didn't break his promise or anything.

Just kidding, Perry. An effort was made. Teddie sticks to video for now, if only because his texting his terrible.]

Why the heck are you sorry? I don't care how I got it, I'm just glad that I got it. It feels like it would've been until Janubeary until I got to that cave myself.

[BUT THAT WOULD BE SILLY, WOULDN'T IT???]

[doesntdomuch]

"Bear".

[Perry finds his face flushing when he realizes he finds himself blurting that out, even if it was a horrible pun. He quickly goes back to texting before Teddie can (hopefully) comment on it.]

Good point. It is a shame that we weren't able to make it to Kanto however.

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[stonebird]

You are quite presumptive.

(She pales and recoils at the accident.)

...is he alright? Stop shouting and tend to him!

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie's not sure what presumptive means, but if he had to guess, it's another word for bear. Good, he accepts.]

Oh no, he's fine. He did that like five times already.

[And for whatever reason, he finds this completely normal.]

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[stonebird]

(No,Teddie. That isn't right.)

Then there is something terribly wrong with him! Take him to see the Joys!

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[shatterings]

[ ... there's so much here, Naminé isn't sure where to begin. ]

I-is he alright?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Yes. Yes! So many girls asking about the bat. Clearly this means that his magical scoring powers are working. And not that...people just worry about the health of a poor innocent animal.]

Oh totally, he's a tough cookie! ...Er, well, he's more of a tough marshmallow than he is a cookie... Hehe...

[And just to prove his point, the feed angles slightly to Teddie's shoulder where Yosuke now happily rests. Looks like someone made themselves comfy between the initial video and the reply.]

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[shatterings]

[ Naminé's visibly relieved, of course, and she relaxes before giving him a smile. She knows Pokémon aren't strangers to getting hurt, exactly, but she still doesn't like it. ]

Oh, I'm glad... He's very cute. [ She pauses, tilting her head a bit. ] Um, why did you call him a "scorebat"?

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[ifwishesweremustangs]

You think a defective bat is going to help you with women?

[Roy isn't sure if this is funny or pathetic.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Wow, rude. That is his bat son, thanks.]

He's not defective, he's bearfect just the way he is!

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[ifwishesweremustangs]

Of course he is.

But please explain to me how he's going to help you with the ladies.

[Because he really wants to hear the thought process behind that.]

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[capitald]

Your... Scorebat?

[Do pardon him if a little laughter slips out of him. As a flirt himself, the statement's just so... amusing.]

He does have a certain... charm, I suppose. Cuteness is one way to appeal to a woman's tastes, but one cannot underestimate the importance of being a gentleman.

[Though Teddie's enthusiasm is charming, and it reminds him of himself.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[If Teddie wasn't so excited about his bat, he might have felt insulted.]

I'll have you know that I'm always a gentlebear~ I, for one, do not tolerate rudeness.

[...Against himself, anyway.]

Sadly, yes, I did need the help of a scorebat, but that's okay! There's nothing wrong with getting by with a little help from your friends.

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[capitald]

Good! After all, few women tolerate disrespect. If you wish to woo them, you must consider everything from what to wear, the proper flower arrangements, ideal date spots, and so much more. It's a complicated affair, and one that requires careful consideration and no expenses spared.

[He's trying his best to keep it cool, given what he's heard from Naminé... He seems well-intentioned, but scoring... with her...

Ngh. He'll ease into the subject.]

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[friendyousohard]

["Scoring" is one of those things that doesn't translate too well to someone from another world, so Twilight's just kinda staring in confusion.

And a bit of concern.]

Scoring? Are you playing a game? [And while she's at it...] Is he okay?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Things can only be made worse when the person talking about scoring has absolutely no idea what he's talking about.]

Oh, you could say I'm playing a game. The game of loooove~

[...Right! The bat. Some people may not be used to something slamming themselves into walls just yet. Teddie checks over his shoulder, just to make sure the little guy is still breathing.]

....Hrmmmyup! He's just peachy. Maybe a little straw-bear-y, too, if he tries hard enough.

[Cue small laugh at his own joke. Oh man, he cracks himself up.]

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[friendyousohard]

[Clearly this can only end beautifully.]

Oh. I'm not very good at that game.

[Which is ironic considering her big sister is basically pony Aphrodite. Regardless, her concern is primarily on the bat.]

Well I suppose most Pokemon would take a lot more than that to seriously injure them. But, uh... strawberry?

[She's not sure if that was a pun or not... if it was a Teddiursa or a Cubchoo she'd have seen it right away, but who would use bear puns to refer to a bat?]

[soundmind]

...That's a Woobat, it's not called scorebat.

[Yes thank you Laura Bailey #2 for filling in the obvious.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Bearhaps...

[Read: "LALALA I DON'T CARE"]

But in the glorious language of bears, it is indeed "scorebat." So there.

[soundmind]

...That's a load of crap. Girls don't like people who just make things up either. Do you even know what scoring means, or is that something else in the "glorious language of bears"? Because the "woo" in Woobat is about ten times less sleazy.

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[friendyousohard]

Hey, Maka. You seem to have some idea what this whole "score" thing is about. Could you give me an explanation?

[Twilight you have no idea what you're asking for.]