★004 | VIDEO | MAHOGANY TOWN

[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie once again shows up on the feed and once again appears to be in a hotel room. Unlike the other few times, however, he seems absolutely delighted to be talking to everyone, which means this is probably going to be very annoying.]

You guys gotta see this, look what I finally got!

[Behind him flutters a little woobat, its flight pattern some what erratic as if it's struggling to to stay afloat. And yet it seems completely fine with this, smiling as Teddie's cubchoo and quilava happily chase it about the room below it, giggling and generally being adorable monster critters.]

I finally got my scorebat! [Which he totally...didn't need help getting at all. Don't be silly...he would never make...someone catch something...for him. That would be, um, lazy or...something.] Now ladies, try not to get too excited. I know he makes me even more irresistible, but there's no need to fight over me just yet~

[Before Teddie can continue about how he's probably a hot stud or whatever nonsense he normally spouts, there's a loud THUD as the tiny bat slams into the wall and lands into the tiny trash can behind him. Teddie jumps, looking over his shoulder to see this...display, but quickly whips back to the feed as if this makes his new pal even better.]

I'M GONNA NAME HIM YOSUKE!!

[Cho toddles over to the waste bin, a worried look on her face as she pokes one of Yosuke's exposed wings. The feed ends before anyone gets to find out if it's dead or not.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

I-

[Shoot, he can't look like a big shot if he tells him the truth, and he's not exactly good at lying...]

-don't have to tell you nothing! You haven't apologized to Yosuke yet!

[Yes, perfect excuse. Flawless.]

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[ifwishesweremustangs]

In that case, I am very sorry, Yosuke. You are not a defective bat.

[Roy has delivered sincere sounding, meaningless and stupid apologies he hasn't meant for as long as he's been involved in the military.

Now that he's thinking about it, he can see how a clumsy bat could help a guy get women.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Thankfully this is a voice message, so nobody can see the horrified face Teddie is making right now.]

T-That wasn't what you were suppose to say! You were supposed to give up!

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[ifwishesweremustangs]

[Roy just laughs.]

If you want to stall someone by throwing something in their path they don't want to do, you need to learn how to read people.

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[kingofthetvworld]

That's not fair, I can bearly read as it is!

[Some words are just too big! Just think of how complicated people can get!]

I want a do over!

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[ifwishesweremustangs]

If I did give you a do over, what would you do?

[This is just too funny. Poor kid.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

I-I can't just go telling you all willy-nilly!! That'll give you too much time to plan!

[In other words, he has absolutely no idea what he'd do. But it'd be...something.]