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kingofthetvworld) wrote2015-10-19 09:30 pm
kingofthetvworld) wrote2015-10-19 09:30 pm
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★005 | VIDEO | GOLDENROD CITY
I-I think he's sick...
[When Teddie pops onto the feed, he can't help but look and sound concerned. There's a horrible, wailing screeching noise in the background, but thankfully it's not so loud that Teddie needs to shout. He doesn't leave whatever is making that sound a mystery for very long, the feed pans over to Cho - his beartic - who seems to have her arms outstretched as she holds a very flaily cubchoo.
At least...it's almost a cubchoo. Although it doesn't stay still for more than half a second, it's not hard to see that it has the most horrifying face. Lacking any sort of nose, the usual cubchoo goo appears to be coming out of its...mouth. Cho's giant paws seem to be doing a good job keeping the thing contained, there isn't a scratch on her. Her expression, however, is pretty grim. There's something wrong with this poor baby and she doesn't know what.]
I dunno what to do! But...Cho-chan won't let 'em go until he gets all better.
And he keeps getting angrier.
[In fact the thing was pretty calm at first, which would explain how they were able to sneak up on it. Seriously, Teddie's heart raced when he saw a cubchoo in Goldenrod, only to face utter heartbreak when the creature turned around. If he wasn't so worried about the animal's health, he'd be sobbing in a corner right about now.]
I wanna take him to the doctor, but-
[Before Teddie can finish, the screeching finally reaches levels of unbearable and the creature manages to flail just hard enough to slip out of Cho's grip. Without warning, it goes straight for Teddie, all on camera for everyone to see. The 'gear drops from his hands, the picture nothing but darkness as the camera finds itself facing the ground. All anyone gets is a panicked child's screams.]
G-GAAAHHH! NOOOO! IT'S... IT'S GUMMING ME!
[Gross.]
[When Teddie pops onto the feed, he can't help but look and sound concerned. There's a horrible, wailing screeching noise in the background, but thankfully it's not so loud that Teddie needs to shout. He doesn't leave whatever is making that sound a mystery for very long, the feed pans over to Cho - his beartic - who seems to have her arms outstretched as she holds a very flaily cubchoo.
At least...it's almost a cubchoo. Although it doesn't stay still for more than half a second, it's not hard to see that it has the most horrifying face. Lacking any sort of nose, the usual cubchoo goo appears to be coming out of its...mouth. Cho's giant paws seem to be doing a good job keeping the thing contained, there isn't a scratch on her. Her expression, however, is pretty grim. There's something wrong with this poor baby and she doesn't know what.]
I dunno what to do! But...Cho-chan won't let 'em go until he gets all better.
And he keeps getting angrier.
[In fact the thing was pretty calm at first, which would explain how they were able to sneak up on it. Seriously, Teddie's heart raced when he saw a cubchoo in Goldenrod, only to face utter heartbreak when the creature turned around. If he wasn't so worried about the animal's health, he'd be sobbing in a corner right about now.]
I wanna take him to the doctor, but-
[Before Teddie can finish, the screeching finally reaches levels of unbearable and the creature manages to flail just hard enough to slip out of Cho's grip. Without warning, it goes straight for Teddie, all on camera for everyone to see. The 'gear drops from his hands, the picture nothing but darkness as the camera finds itself facing the ground. All anyone gets is a panicked child's screams.]
G-GAAAHHH! NOOOO! IT'S... IT'S GUMMING ME!
[Gross.]
[Action]
Please. Help.]
[Action]
... Why.
[Action]
[And just like that he's sassing off. At least that got him to stop crying? Hooray for small miracles, how do you do it Perry?]
[Action]
How... are you?
[Action]
[Don't you roll your eyes at him!]
First I thought I found one of my favorite pokecritters of all time, THEN I found out it had some kinda ...sicky face, then it goes and...and does this.
[GESTURES TO SELF.]
I-I hate this world! This is the worst world!
[Action] Whoops thought I replied to this
Luckily Perry brought his backpack with him since he was already out. So he grabbed one of his towels from the backpack to hand it to Teddie. It's the least he could do at least.]