★001 | Video | New Bark Town

[kingofthetvworld]

...Is-is this a cellphone?

[The video shows a good view of a cloudy sky and...not much else. The feed shakes and wobbles a bit, a clear sign that whoever's holding the pokegear is a grade A newbie. Thankfully it isn't long before a merciful white paw grabs the thing and turns it the right way, showing a far too excited blonde kid and a cubchoo who rests on his shoulder, looking awfully proud of herself for fixing the feed. Aw yeah, she knows technology. Take that everyone else! Teddie gives her a congratulatory pat on the head before continuing.]

It is! And it does VIDEO?! Woah-ho, this one's waaaaay better than my last one, Yosuke must've finally decided I needed a well deserved upgrade~

[He chuckles a bit to himself, his pokemon joining in despite the fact that she doesn't even know what a Yosuke is. She's just happy he's happy. Sadly, their festivities don't seem to last very long as Teddie begins to glance around, slowly beginning to realize none of his surroundings are very familiar. At all. His smile begins to fade into a worried frown as it finally dawns on him: He's lost.]

I-I guess he decided to move the house while he was at it, hehe...

[He tries his best to stay positive, but anyone with any sense could tell that was a very nervous chuckle. Cubchoo attempts to reassure him by patting his head now, but it only does so much.]

I'm bearginning to think something's going on here...

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Now there's a question he can answer.]

TATATATDA IM ***TEDDIEEE**

[Even in text, gotta seem impressive. Those are supposed to be stars, he hopes his mystery person knows those are stars.

Wait, speaking of.]

WHo r u??

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[doesntdomuch]

[Either way Perry's not going to answer it.]

just call me Perry.

i just got to new bark town.

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[kingofthetvworld]

OHHEEEYYY i jUSt gt 2 nw baRKs twn 2!!1

[WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!]

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[doesntdomuch]

so you must be one of the new comers too.

[That's good to know.]

what do you know about this place?

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[kingofthetvworld]

I GETT THREEE CAAKES IF I GO 2 TEH NEXTT TOWNN!!!!!

[That's it, that's all he knows.]

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[doesntdomuch]

[What the heck you get free cakes?

You get free cakes here?

[Perry is way too interested about this.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

AWW YEAZ CUZ ITSS MY BURTHDAAAAAY!!!

[But he'll be willing to share. ...A little. His conversation with Rise might've gone to some weird places, okay?]

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[doesntdomuch]

happy birthday then!

three cakes seems like a lot for one birthday though.

[He thinks. Usually when the Flynn-Fletchers celebrate it there's only one cake.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

1 CAKE IZ 4 MY BURFDAY 1 IS fOR MEATING /W RIISE-CHAAN AND 1 iS FOR B ING HUMAAAN

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[doesntdomuch]

you weren't human before either?

[Wait crap he shouldn't have added that "either".]

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[kingofthetvworld]

kiND oF? IM A BEAR bUT i TOTES haD a huMAN bDY b4 cming heRE

[But oh gosh, talking to a nonhuman. How magical...]

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[doesntdomuch]

wow. this must be a lot easier for you then.

[Because Perry was only human before for like a few hours and even then it wasn't his own body.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

o TTLLY i caME out lyK a nEW boRN BaBE thAT WASS WEEIRRDD DO YOU GOTTS CLOTHESS?????

[This is important. People seem to scream at naked people.]

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[doesntdomuch]

[...]

yeah.

as a human, you kind of NEED clothes.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Are you ready for this Perry? ARE YOU?]

i kno BUT smetimeS i lyk 2 b




BEAR NAKEDD

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[doesntdomuch]

[Oh god why.]

You really like bear puns.

[Oddly enough he suddenly feels very glad that Peter never did puns.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Yes. Yes he does. Regardless, he seems to change the subject awfully fast.]

HEYYY whEre r u??? WE SHUDD TOTTEES HANNG OUTT!!!

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[doesntdomuch]

[Well he seems kind of... excitable, but he seems harmless. (Plus if he gets on his good side he might get free cake).]

near the entrance to route 24. i'm the one on the fedora.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[What the heck is a fedora...?]

OKEYDOKEYY

[That's all Perry will get before he stops texting, opting to go search for his mystery pen pal instead. Interestingly enough, it's his starter that ends up walking up to Perry first after a good while. Guess who actually knows what a fedora is?!]

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[doesntdomuch]

[Well lucky for all of them Perry knows how to communicate with Pokemon. When he notices the (slightly gross) bear, he smiles and kneels down towards him. Perry motions the Cubchoo "hello" and asks if he knows the Teddie person that he's supposed to meet.

After all this guy was supposed to be a bear so it would make sense if he had a bear Pokemon.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Not to mention Teddie wore his Cubchoo like an accessory the whole time he was on the gear, it goes without saying that this pokemon is his. She doesn't hesitate to reaffirm Perry, nodding happily and waving her trainer over. Look, she found him! What a good helper she is, bring on the treats!

Teddie soon follows, scooping up his partner once the two are close enough. He doesn't appear to mind how "gross" she might be, holding her awfully close to his body.]

Woah...you're cool.

[Maybe too cool... Teddie wasn't expecting a grown adult.]

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[doesntdomuch]

[Perry waves at Teddie once they finally meet. He even blushes a little when he calls him cool. Well, he personally wasn't too fond of the body but he's glad he's still cool like this.

He... also notices that this guy can talk already. Well he did kind of say he was from the TV World so maybe animals can naturally talk human there?]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie shuffles his feet at first, unsure what to say. Adults were always different from his friends. Don't get him wrong, some are really nice! But others...can get mad fast. Okay, play it cool, it's only a real cool detective guy. Kind of like...]

Hey! You kinda remind me of Nana-chan's dad!

[Well, that's one way to calm the nerves.]

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[doesntdomuch]

[Perry cocks his head at that. He's assuming that's a good thing, right?]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Why is he cocking his head at him like that? Why isn't he talking?]

...Are you okay there?