[Things can only be made worse when the person talking about scoring has absolutely no idea what he's talking about.]

Oh, you could say I'm playing a game. The game of loooove~

[...Right! The bat. Some people may not be used to something slamming themselves into walls just yet. Teddie checks over his shoulder, just to make sure the little guy is still breathing.]

....Hrmmmyup! He's just peachy. Maybe a little straw-bear-y, too, if he tries hard enough.

[Cue small laugh at his own joke. Oh man, he cracks himself up.]