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★004 | VIDEO | MAHOGANY TOWN

[Teddie once again shows up on the feed and once again appears to be in a hotel room. Unlike the other few times, however, he seems absolutely delighted to be talking to everyone, which means this is probably going to be very annoying.]

You guys gotta see this, look what I finally got!

[Behind him flutters a little woobat, its flight pattern some what erratic as if it's struggling to to stay afloat. And yet it seems completely fine with this, smiling as Teddie's cubchoo and quilava happily chase it about the room below it, giggling and generally being adorable monster critters.]

I finally got my scorebat! [Which he totally...didn't need help getting at all. Don't be silly...he would never make...someone catch something...for him. That would be, um, lazy or...something.] Now ladies, try not to get too excited. I know he makes me even more irresistible, but there's no need to fight over me just yet~

[Before Teddie can continue about how he's probably a hot stud or whatever nonsense he normally spouts, there's a loud THUD as the tiny bat slams into the wall and lands into the tiny trash can behind him. Teddie jumps, looking over his shoulder to see this...display, but quickly whips back to the feed as if this makes his new pal even better.]

I'M GONNA NAME HIM YOSUKE!!

[Cho toddles over to the waste bin, a worried look on her face as she pokes one of Yosuke's exposed wings. The feed ends before anyone gets to find out if it's dead or not.]

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["Scoring" is one of those things that doesn't translate too well to someone from another world, so Twilight's just kinda staring in confusion.

And a bit of concern.]

Scoring? Are you playing a game? [And while she's at it...] Is he okay?

[Things can only be made worse when the person talking about scoring has absolutely no idea what he's talking about.]

Oh, you could say I'm playing a game. The game of loooove~

[...Right! The bat. Some people may not be used to something slamming themselves into walls just yet. Teddie checks over his shoulder, just to make sure the little guy is still breathing.]

....Hrmmmyup! He's just peachy. Maybe a little straw-bear-y, too, if he tries hard enough.

[Cue small laugh at his own joke. Oh man, he cracks himself up.]

[Clearly this can only end beautifully.]

Oh. I'm not very good at that game.

[Which is ironic considering her big sister is basically pony Aphrodite. Regardless, her concern is primarily on the bat.]

Well I suppose most Pokemon would take a lot more than that to seriously injure them. But, uh... strawberry?

[She's not sure if that was a pun or not... if it was a Teddiursa or a Cubchoo she'd have seen it right away, but who would use bear puns to refer to a bat?]

[Incidentally, that wasn't even the joke he was going for. He just likes to name fruit.]

You know, 'cause everyone always says "just peachy," but never any other kind of fruit? I mean, I guess he's fuzzy like a peach, but I like to shake things up around here.

...Hrm, but I suppose explaining it doesn't really make it funny anymore... I guess you could say it was a real ...lemon.

[OH MAN, HE'S ON A ROLL.]

There's a reason for that, I think. Though for the life of me I can't recall where the "peachy" saying came from.

[She'll have to look that up.]

As for your puns... they're becoming unpearable.

[Yep, she just went there.]

[Haha, he got someone to play along. Cue some tiny squealing.]

Woah-ho, that's a good one! Normally I save that one for "un-bear-able," but I'm really likin' the fruit version. Quick, do another! Before I banana slit on ya.

I don't know... a few puns are fine, but too many and it'll start to get un-appleing.

[AJ would never have forgiven her if she hadn't made an apple pun.]

[There is no pun in return as Teddie finds himself in a laughing fit, plummeting to the floor in his hysterics. It wasn't...it wasn't even that funny, and yet he can't control himself.]

[She waits for his laughter to subside, grinning, and settles back in her chair a little.]

I guess that means I won the pun-duel?

[It might take a moment or two, but Teddie does in fact finally calm his butt down. He just...needs to catch his breath.]

Aw c'mon, don't say it like that. That makes it sound like we were fighting.

No no no, not fighting. Just a little healthy competition. Also I was kidding.

Well I could tell that much. I may not be the brightest bear, but I can always take a good joke.

Okay okay, time out. Are you saying you're literally a bear?

[This is one of those things she really needs to make certain of before she embarrasses herself.]

That would be correct! I'm Teddie, king of all bears.

...In the TV World, anyhow. Heheh.

Indeed. [The heck is a TV world?]

Well I'm Twilight Sparkle, student of Princess Celestia of Equestria. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, your majesty.

[She doesn't quite manage to keep the smirk off her face because she really doubts he's royalty of any sort.]

[Teddie finds himself staring into the feed for a second or two, completely bewildered. Like a ~~deer~~ bear in headlights.]

...That is the best name in the whole wide world.

[It's like something you'd hear in a cartoon.]

[Okay, so people have complimented her name before but this is a bit much.]

Well... thank you? It's not really that special of a name for an Equestrian.

[She pauses a moment, then decides to drop another bomb on him.]

Really, if you think so much of mine, you'd probably be amazed at those of some other ponies I know.

Y-You know ponies?!

[Give him a second, he's a little slow.]

Oh man, I've always wanted to ride a pony. Yosuke never lets me, but I think that's 'cause he's no fun. ...And 'cause we don't have any. S-So is that where ponies come from, then? E-questland?

Know them? My furry friend, I am a pony. A unicorn, to be precise. Though I've been turned human here obviously.

[Twilight stop you'll make him hyperventilate.]

As for riding... I dunno, most humans are a bit big for that. You seem a bit smaller though, maybe it might work out... though right now obviously it's impossible.

[HANDS TO CHEEKS, DEEP INHALE.]

Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh! Is this real? Is this really for real happening? You're a REAL unicorn named Twilight Sparkle, talking to me? Lil ol' me? I can bearly contain myself, I dunno what I did to deserve this...

[DOES HE GET WISHES? DO UNICORNS GRANT WISHES?]

I don't even care about the pony ride anymore, this is WAY better. What's it like? Being a unicorn? D-Do you have unicorn parents. [GASP] Do you eat unicorn ice cream?!

Of course I have parents. What, did you think I was born spontaneously out of a vortex of magical power?

[That'd be pretty awesome actually.]

Uh, we have ice cream, but we don't call it unicorn ice cream or pony ice cream or anything like that... we just call it ice cream.

[Y-Yeah, that could never happen. People...aren't just born out of nothing or anything. That...that would be silly...]

Um, m-maybe...

[He clears his throat. ANYWAY.]

S-So how do you open doors? Oh! Or ride a bike? Do you guys have pony bikes? ...Pony trains?

I have magic. I use that to open doors. Other ponies can use their hooves, though. No bikes, but we do have trains. Again, we just call them trains, not pony trains or anything like that.

[Magic. They have magic.]

Wowie... It really sounds like you come from a beautiful world. Everyone here is just so amazing, I wish I could travel to all these different places...

Oh come now, you act like there's nothing interesting about your world at all. That can't possibly be the case.

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