kingofthetvworld | ★004 | VIDEO

[Teddie once again shows up on the feed and once again appears to be in a hotel room. Unlike the other few times, however, he seems absolutely delighted to be talking to everyone, which means this is probably going to be very annoying.]

You guys gotta see this, look what I finally got!

[Behind him flutters a little woobat, its flight pattern some what erratic as if it's struggling to to stay afloat. And yet it seems completely fine with this, smiling as Teddie's cubchoo and quilava happily chase it about the room below it, giggling and generally being adorable monster critters.]

I finally got my scorebat! [Which he totally...didn't need help getting at all. Don't be silly...he would never make...someone catch something...for him. That would be, um, lazy or...something.] Now ladies, try not to get too excited. I know he makes me even more irresistible, but there's no need to fight over me just yet~

[Before Teddie can continue about how he's probably a hot stud or whatever nonsense he normally spouts, there's a loud THUD as the tiny bat slams into the wall and lands into the tiny trash can behind him. Teddie jumps, looking over his shoulder to see this...display, but quickly whips back to the feed as if this makes his new pal even better.]

I'M GONNA NAME HIM YOSUKE!!

[Cho toddles over to the waste bin, a worried look on her face as she pokes one of Yosuke's exposed wings. The feed ends before anyone gets to find out if it's dead or not.]

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I don't know... a few puns are fine, but too many and it'll start to get un-appleing.

[AJ would never have forgiven her if she hadn't made an apple pun.]

[There is no pun in return as Teddie finds himself in a laughing fit, plummeting to the floor in his hysterics. It wasn't...it wasn't even that funny, and yet he can't control himself.]

[She waits for his laughter to subside, grinning, and settles back in her chair a little.]

I guess that means I won the pun-duel?

[It might take a moment or two, but Teddie does in fact finally calm his butt down. He just...needs to catch his breath.]

Aw c'mon, don't say it like that. That makes it sound like we were fighting.

No no no, not fighting. Just a little healthy competition. Also I was kidding.

Well I could tell that much. I may not be the brightest bear, but I can always take a good joke.

Okay okay, time out. Are you saying you're literally a bear?

[This is one of those things she really needs to make certain of before she embarrasses herself.]

That would be correct! I'm Teddie, king of all bears.

...In the TV World, anyhow. Heheh.

Indeed. [The heck is a TV world?]

Well I'm Twilight Sparkle, student of Princess Celestia of Equestria. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, your majesty.

[She doesn't quite manage to keep the smirk off her face because she really doubts he's royalty of any sort.]

[Teddie finds himself staring into the feed for a second or two, completely bewildered. Like a ~~deer~~ bear in headlights.]

...That is the best name in the whole wide world.

[It's like something you'd hear in a cartoon.]

[Okay, so people have complimented her name before but this is a bit much.]

Well... thank you? It's not really that special of a name for an Equestrian.

[She pauses a moment, then decides to drop another bomb on him.]

Really, if you think so much of mine, you'd probably be amazed at those of some other ponies I know.

Y-You know ponies?!

[Give him a second, he's a little slow.]

Oh man, I've always wanted to ride a pony. Yosuke never lets me, but I think that's 'cause he's no fun. ...And 'cause we don't have any. S-So is that where ponies come from, then? E-questland?

Know them? My furry friend, I am a pony. A unicorn, to be precise. Though I've been turned human here obviously.

[Twilight stop you'll make him hyperventilate.]

As for riding... I dunno, most humans are a bit big for that. You seem a bit smaller though, maybe it might work out... though right now obviously it's impossible.

[HANDS TO CHEEKS, DEEP INHALE.]

Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh! Is this real? Is this really for real happening? You're a REAL unicorn named Twilight Sparkle, talking to me? Lil ol' me? I can bearly contain myself, I dunno what I did to deserve this...

[DOES HE GET WISHES? DO UNICORNS GRANT WISHES?]

I don't even care about the pony ride anymore, this is WAY better. What's it like? Being a unicorn? D-Do you have unicorn parents. [GASP] Do you eat unicorn ice cream?!

Of course I have parents. What, did you think I was born spontaneously out of a vortex of magical power?

[That'd be pretty awesome actually.]

Uh, we have ice cream, but we don't call it unicorn ice cream or pony ice cream or anything like that... we just call it ice cream.

[Y-Yeah, that could never happen. People...aren't just born out of nothing or anything. That...that would be silly...]

Um, m-maybe...

[He clears his throat. ANYWAY.]

S-So how do you open doors? Oh! Or ride a bike? Do you guys have pony bikes? ...Pony trains?

I have magic. I use that to open doors. Other ponies can use their hooves, though. No bikes, but we do have trains. Again, we just call them trains, not pony trains or anything like that.

[Magic. They have magic.]

Wowie... It really sounds like you come from a beautiful world. Everyone here is just so amazing, I wish I could travel to all these different places...

Oh come now, you act like there's nothing interesting about your world at all. That can't possibly be the case.

N-No, that's totally the case.

[Internal screaming.]

Sometimes I think you guys have no idea how lucky you are. When I saw the sun for the first time in Yosuke's world, I knew I couldn't go back.

[Granted it's a lot better now, but let's face it, those memories are scarred into his brain for life.]

[Ooookay now she's a little concerned.]

You... you'd never seen the sun before?

There...there wasn't really a sky in my world for awhile. I mean, there totes was, but it was all red and black and kinda creepy. And that's only on the days when the fog wasn't around and you could actually see it.

...Of course, then you'd have to worry about the Shadows, 'cause the fog disabearing made 'em all angry. Lemme tell you, that is not fun.

Wow. This is that "TV world" you were talking about then? No wonder you were eager to leave. How did you even survive there? What did you eat?

I was really really good at running away and hiding! [He is...far too proud to admit that.] Not that they could ever catch up with me~ My nose woulda sniffed 'em out a mile away.

[He taps his nose just to emphasis his point. See it? It used to be great.]

And I didn't have to eat anything in the TV World because I kinda didn't have a stomach back then. But don't you worry, I'm making up for lost time. Bearlieve me.

I suppose that makes sense. Bears do have uncommonly good senses of smell.

[At least he knows to run when he's outmatched, unlike some foals she's known.]

Oh. Well I guess that's reasonable in its own way too.

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