★004 | VIDEO | MAHOGANY TOWN

[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie once again shows up on the feed and once again appears to be in a hotel room. Unlike the other few times, however, he seems absolutely delighted to be talking to everyone, which means this is probably going to be very annoying.]

You guys gotta see this, look what I finally got!

[Behind him flutters a little woobat, its flight pattern some what erratic as if it's struggling to to stay afloat. And yet it seems completely fine with this, smiling as Teddie's cubchoo and quilava happily chase it about the room below it, giggling and generally being adorable monster critters.]

I finally got my scorebat! [Which he totally...didn't need help getting at all. Don't be silly...he would never make...someone catch something...for him. That would be, um, lazy or...something.] Now ladies, try not to get too excited. I know he makes me even more irresistible, but there's no need to fight over me just yet~

[Before Teddie can continue about how he's probably a hot stud or whatever nonsense he normally spouts, there's a loud THUD as the tiny bat slams into the wall and lands into the tiny trash can behind him. Teddie jumps, looking over his shoulder to see this...display, but quickly whips back to the feed as if this makes his new pal even better.]

I'M GONNA NAME HIM YOSUKE!!

[Cho toddles over to the waste bin, a worried look on her face as she pokes one of Yosuke's exposed wings. The feed ends before anyone gets to find out if it's dead or not.]

Comments

[doesntdomuch]

"Bear".

[Perry finds his face flushing when he realizes he finds himself blurting that out, even if it was a horrible pun. He quickly goes back to texting before Teddie can (hopefully) comment on it.]

Good point. It is a shame that we weren't able to make it to Kanto however.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Nope, too late. By time Perry finishes typing, Teddie's already squeezing his cheeks in glee.]

Y-You can say bear!

[He did it, he finally had an impact on someone. In a horrible, terrible, bear-related way.]

Oh, erm, right! Anyway! [Ahem.] And why might that be? Was there something you wanted there~? Hrmmmm?

[doesntdomuch]

[Well at least he didn't seem to pick up that it was a kind of snarky comment.]

Yeah, I guess I'm learning fast.

There's nothing I need there. However there are some places that might be interesting to go to in the future.

There's an aquarium in one of the cities.

s2g I thought I replied to this

[kingofthetvworld]

"Aqua-air-ium?"

[That word is just a wee bit too much for him, Perry. Guess what they don't have in Inaba? ...Well, everything, but definitely not an aquarium.]

What the heck is that?

How dare you betray me like this, Chin.

[doesntdomuch]

You know what a zoo is? It's like that but with more fish.

[kingofthetvworld]

[You know, ever since Teddie met Perry, he's been doing his own little...investigation let's call it, trying to figure out just what the heck he is. Sensei would be so proud. So of course, when Perry brings up specifically wanting to see a fish zoo...]

...Pops...

Are you a fish?

[doesntdomuch]

[...]

You know wanting to go to an aquarium doesn't make someone a fish.

[kingofthetvworld]

I-I'm just saying, that's the only thing you wanna see there, and it's such a looooong way to go just to see some fish.

[GIVE HIM SOME SLACK, HE HAS NOTHING TO WORK WITH.]

Am I close? Go on, I can take it.

[doesntdomuch]

I was just giving you ideas of fun things to do if we ever go to Kanto.

And no, I'm not a fish.

[kingofthetvworld]

Darn it, I thought I got a lead...

Bear-y well! Carry on, citizen!

[Oh by the way, he's a detective now.]

[doesntdomuch]

Why do you want to know my species so badly, anyway?

[kingofthetvworld]

...I-I dunno, 'cause I want something I can use to connect with you, I guess. I know we're both not human, but it'd be cool to talk about just how not human we are. I don't even know if you had fur... or a tail...

I'm coming up empty here! I just wanna know the real you.

[doesntdomuch]

[Wow, way to make Perry feel bad about doing this.]

Look, if I could tell you what my species is, I would.

There are people from my home who can't know about me here.

[kingofthetvworld]

B-But I can keep a secret! I can, I promise. I wouldn't tell anyone, not even Rise-chan. It could be our own bearsonal thingy, just something between pals. Please?!

I mean, even if you don't tell me, that's not gonna stop me from snooping around.

[doesntdomuch]

It's not that simple. The people are really good at finding things out and I don't wanna risk hurting anyone.

[They've just... spent five years completely obvious to Perry being a secret agent and only found out when he literally showed them that he's a secret agent.]

[kingofthetvworld]

...Are they even here?

[BECAUSE, UM, COME ON PERRY SERIOUSLY.]

[doesntdomuch]

My point is that they can arrive at any moment, and if my history is public information they'll instantly know who I am.

[So no, they're not here.]

[kingofthetvworld]

So...you don't trust me.

[He said he'd keep it a secret. It can't be public information if it's a secret!...Right?]

[doesntdomuch]

Of course I trust you.

It's just that I don't know how much I trust other people.

[That's a good excuse, right?]

[kingofthetvworld]

[No, not really.]

But other people wouldn't know.

[doesntdomuch]

I could give you a hint to what my species is?

[Gosh just stop guilting him about this whole thing.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[NOPE, NEVER.]

If that hint isn't the actual answer, I'm gonna cry.

[doesntdomuch]

[Oh gosh why.]

Please don't cry, Teddie.

[kingofthetvworld]

[His eyes begin to water up as he stares at Perry pathetically. Yosuke takes this time to perch on his trainer's shoulder, sniffling as well even though he doesn't know what he's supposed to be crying about. All he knows is that trainer is sad and therefore he should be sad, too.]

[doesntdomuch]

[Oh god oh god what does he do?]

I'll buy you a cake.

[Just please stop crying.]