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★004 | VIDEO | MAHOGANY TOWN

[Teddie once again shows up on the feed and once again appears to be in a hotel room. Unlike the other few times, however, he seems absolutely delighted to be talking to everyone, which means this is probably going to be very annoying.]

You guys gotta see this, look what I finally got!

[Behind him flutters a little woobat, its flight pattern some what erratic as if it's struggling to to stay afloat. And yet it seems completely fine with this, smiling as Teddie's cubchoo and quilava happily chase it about the room below it, giggling and generally being adorable monster critters.]

I finally got my scorebat! [Which he totally...didn't need help getting at all. Don't be silly...he would never make...someone catch something...for him. That would be, um, lazy or...something.] Now ladies, try not to get too excited. I know he makes me even more irresistible, but there's no need to fight over me just yet~

[Before Teddie can continue about how he's probably a hot stud or whatever nonsense he normally spouts, there's a loud THUD as the tiny bat slams into the wall and lands into the tiny trash can behind him. Teddie jumps, looking over his shoulder to see this...display, but quickly whips back to the feed as if this makes his new pal even better.]

I'M GONNA NAME HIM YOSUKE!!

[Cho toddles over to the waste bin, a worried look on her face as she pokes one of Yosuke's exposed wings. The feed ends before anyone gets to find out if it's dead or not.]

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(No,Teddie. That isn't right.)

Then there is something terribly wrong with him! Take him to see the Joys!

No no, see! It's a-okay! Lookie here!

[Despite telling her to look at something, Teddie shows absolutely nothing. Instead he takes out one of his notes from his pocket and begins to read it off. ...Well, not exactly read it, but describe what he's written on it.]

It's a scorebat's special abearility! It's called "klutz" and it makes them all goofy and clumsy all the time. You should be worried if he's not flying into junk.

(Understandably, she finds that hard to believe. The poor little bat is going to kill himself doing that "abearility" too much.)

I would teach him not to; for his own sake! Please show me that he is awake, at least?

[Taking the 'gear, Teddie gives a good shot at the hotel bed. Reclining against one of the pillows is in fact the woobat, who continues to wear that trademark goofy smile commonly seen in the species. He seems pretty chill for someone who probably just got dug out of a trash can, as Teddie's cubchoo and quilava cuddle up next to him.]

Seeeeee? I know what I'm doing.

(She releases the breath she is holding in a tiny sigh. Good. Poor little thing.)

I am not accustomed to seeing any creature intentionally hurt themselves.

(It...made her panic, honestly.)

Then you've never met the real Yosuke.

[Which is something Teddie somehow believes everyone has done somehow...]

But it's totes okay, really! I've been prebearing for this moment for, like, a looooong time. If it gets really bad, then I'll just buy him a helmet.

Who is Yosuke?

(He has a strange way of speaking, yet it's rude to point it out.)

A helmet would do him good. Ensure there is some cushioning inside.

My paaaaal, and also my baaaaaat.

[As Teddie speaks, the scenery behind him seems to...spin. Looks like someone is sitting in a swivel chair.]

I'm gonna get one of those helmets that look just like a sparkly unicorn. ...If they even have those around here. Maybe if there's a unicorn-like pokeyman... Oh man, that would be the greatest!

So the bat is Yosuke?

(She has to look away lest she become dizzy!)

But if he hits the wall and the helmet has a horn, won't he be stuck?

The bat is Yosuke, and my pal is Yosuke! There are now two Yosukes bearcause of me!

[Oh wait, no, two Yosukes was a terrible thing the first time... Gah, let's not think about that! Back to unicorns! Back to unicorns!]

And if he gets stuck, then he can't fall now can he~?

Is the other Yosuke present? (There's that oddity again. Does he like bears?)

I can't imagine that being very comfortable for him, though I suppose being stuck is better than falling from an unknown height.

[At that, Teddie's joyful demeanor finally dwindles and he lowers his head slightly. His gaze drifts off to the side as he softly shakes his head.]

N-No, he's not...

[The chair even stops spinning. In fact, even talking about the stupid unicorn helmet doesn't seem to help lift his mood back up.]

That helmet's horn is all nubby anyway, it can't poke anything for nothing. They wouldn't sell a dangerous toy like that.

(This is...rather depressing. Sansa is quiet, thinking hard how to brighten his mood. But why does it matter to her? He seems a silly sort of person, yet...

Her soft heart.) What color would the helmet be? You said it could sparkle?

Huh? Oh... They usually came in bright pink or purple. And they had the cutest big eyes... Of course, I never owned a bike so I couldn't buy one for myself, but I really think they'd make great bat beartectors.

[That and the real Yosuke would probably kill him for buying one. But the bike reason is pretty good, too.]

If they do sell them here, you should get one. Then your bat won't feel odd for wearing his.

(It makes sense, right? He'd be a good friend.)

[...GASP.]

I-I could! And nobody's around to yell at me for it, I'm free to do whatever I want! That's amazing, you must be some kinda genius!

(She is surprised into laughter.)

No, it was just an idea. Why shouldn't you do something that makes you happy?

I dunno! You'd think that would be a good thing, right? But noooo, everyone's always telling me not to do stuff all the time. I can't put rock candy in the dumplings, I can't put magazines in the fridge, I can't eat ice cream for breakfast.

[ALL OF THESE ARE FOOD RELATED.]

I guess I'm not used to that kinda freedom.

What is rock candy? (If it's as hard as it sounds, it shouldn't go in dumplings.) I haven't heard of magazines either or ice cream.

(It all sounds rather innocent, though.)

I think you should do what's best, but don't forget to treat yourself now and then.

[.....Wait, what? She doesn't...she doesn't know things? The best kind of things, even? Teddie's...not used to this, he's usually the one who doesn't know things. How...how did he know something before anyone else? This doesn't...this isn't...brain is broken.]

H-HUH?! Are you pulling my leg or something here? How have you gone this far without knowing what ice cream is?! Y-You haven't lived, I-I-I gotta fix this!

[And with that said, Teddie stumbles out of his chair and flails for the door. Never mind that he has no idea who this is or where she might be, this is an emergency.]

W-Wait! (Is he really trying to run and find her?) If you could explain it, I have friends who could help me find it. I come from an...older...world.

(Before sugary confections were so creative.)

My name is Sansa, by the way. Sansa Stark.

[Thankfully Teddie hasn't even made it past the door, he's pressed against it as he struggles to open the knob in his panicked hurry. Face against wood, he holds up his 'gear and begins to force himself to calm down.]

Old World?

[That's a weird name for a world, and she doesn't even look that old at all. Weird and misleading.]

OH! Right. And I'm Teddie, king of the not-so-old-maybe TV World. There's no ice cream there either, that's why it's important you go get some. I know what it's like to be denied such delicious wonderfulness for so long. Just ask your friends, they'll know exactly what I'm talkin' about.

(She smiles a little, amused at what he picks up and what he doesn't.)

It is an older world compared to others. The land is called Westeros.

(TV... That is something she has encountered. Technology is so...strange.)

Have you had ice cream since arriving in this world?

Hoho, I've had ice cream waaaaay bearfore coming here. It was the first thing I ate when I went to my friends' world! There's no way I could forget it, I really hope they sell topsicles here...anywhere... I'd even take one with a big ol' bite in it already.

[Okay but now he's rambling. Enough strolling down memory lane, back to the emergency.]

But I'm super serious, San-chan. If you don't eat ice cream, I'm gonna cry.

(There's so much she doesn't understand, but she really is warming to him. Being silly doesn't make someone a bad person and, who knows, maybe the bat really does like being clumsy. She has seen odder things.)

I will ask my friends about...topsicles?...for you.

(San-chan? She blinks, but it's not said in a mean way, so she lets it go.)

I would hate for you to cry.

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