★001 | Video | New Bark Town

[kingofthetvworld]

...Is-is this a cellphone?

[The video shows a good view of a cloudy sky and...not much else. The feed shakes and wobbles a bit, a clear sign that whoever's holding the pokegear is a grade A newbie. Thankfully it isn't long before a merciful white paw grabs the thing and turns it the right way, showing a far too excited blonde kid and a cubchoo who rests on his shoulder, looking awfully proud of herself for fixing the feed. Aw yeah, she knows technology. Take that everyone else! Teddie gives her a congratulatory pat on the head before continuing.]

It is! And it does VIDEO?! Woah-ho, this one's waaaaay better than my last one, Yosuke must've finally decided I needed a well deserved upgrade~

[He chuckles a bit to himself, his pokemon joining in despite the fact that she doesn't even know what a Yosuke is. She's just happy he's happy. Sadly, their festivities don't seem to last very long as Teddie begins to glance around, slowly beginning to realize none of his surroundings are very familiar. At all. His smile begins to fade into a worried frown as it finally dawns on him: He's lost.]

I-I guess he decided to move the house while he was at it, hehe...

[He tries his best to stay positive, but anyone with any sense could tell that was a very nervous chuckle. Cubchoo attempts to reassure him by patting his head now, but it only does so much.]

I'm bearginning to think something's going on here...

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[doesntdomuch]

[Well a futon isn't too bad either, but...]

Is there no other room you can stay in?

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[kingofthetvworld]

NNO?? itS oK i lyke YOSuke'S rm hE haS vdEO gMES

[Did...did he do something wrong? Why would he ever leave Yosuke's room?]

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[doesntdomuch]

[There is a pause while Perry decides if this situation seemed alright enough for Perry to drop it.]

if you're sure you're okay.

so where are you from?

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[kingofthetvworld]

teh tV wORLD

I DONT KNOWWW!!!!

[Smooth.]

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[doesntdomuch]

[To press or...?]

The TV World?

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[kingofthetvworld]

I SAIDD NOTTHINGGG!!!

[Oh god, his friends would kill him if he blabbed about the TV World all willy nilly like that. FILTER! HE NEEDS A FILTER!!]

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[doesntdomuch]

okay sorry.

[Alright topic change.]

so what's your name anyway?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Now there's a question he can answer.]

TATATATDA IM ***TEDDIEEE**

[Even in text, gotta seem impressive. Those are supposed to be stars, he hopes his mystery person knows those are stars.

Wait, speaking of.]

WHo r u??

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[doesntdomuch]

[Either way Perry's not going to answer it.]

just call me Perry.

i just got to new bark town.

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[kingofthetvworld]

OHHEEEYYY i jUSt gt 2 nw baRKs twn 2!!1

[WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!]

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[doesntdomuch]

so you must be one of the new comers too.

[That's good to know.]

what do you know about this place?

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[kingofthetvworld]

I GETT THREEE CAAKES IF I GO 2 TEH NEXTT TOWNN!!!!!

[That's it, that's all he knows.]

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[doesntdomuch]

[What the heck you get free cakes?

You get free cakes here?

[Perry is way too interested about this.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

AWW YEAZ CUZ ITSS MY BURTHDAAAAAY!!!

[But he'll be willing to share. ...A little. His conversation with Rise might've gone to some weird places, okay?]

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[doesntdomuch]

happy birthday then!

three cakes seems like a lot for one birthday though.

[He thinks. Usually when the Flynn-Fletchers celebrate it there's only one cake.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

1 CAKE IZ 4 MY BURFDAY 1 IS fOR MEATING /W RIISE-CHAAN AND 1 iS FOR B ING HUMAAAN

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[doesntdomuch]

you weren't human before either?

[Wait crap he shouldn't have added that "either".]

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[kingofthetvworld]

kiND oF? IM A BEAR bUT i TOTES haD a huMAN bDY b4 cming heRE

[But oh gosh, talking to a nonhuman. How magical...]

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[doesntdomuch]

wow. this must be a lot easier for you then.

[Because Perry was only human before for like a few hours and even then it wasn't his own body.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

o TTLLY i caME out lyK a nEW boRN BaBE thAT WASS WEEIRRDD DO YOU GOTTS CLOTHESS?????

[This is important. People seem to scream at naked people.]

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[doesntdomuch]

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yeah.

as a human, you kind of NEED clothes.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Are you ready for this Perry? ARE YOU?]

i kno BUT smetimeS i lyk 2 b




BEAR NAKEDD

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[doesntdomuch]

[Oh god why.]

You really like bear puns.

[Oddly enough he suddenly feels very glad that Peter never did puns.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Yes. Yes he does. Regardless, he seems to change the subject awfully fast.]

HEYYY whEre r u??? WE SHUDD TOTTEES HANNG OUTT!!!

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[doesntdomuch]

[Well he seems kind of... excitable, but he seems harmless. (Plus if he gets on his good side he might get free cake).]

near the entrance to route 24. i'm the one on the fedora.