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You know, I think I'm starting to notice most people have more pokey-pals than me...

[In which Teddie begins to do something he does from time to time: Think. In this case, he's decided to ponder out loud and share with the rest of the class. Because, you know, sharing is caring.]

So this miiiiight sound a little weird, but I'm just wondering if it's normal to only have a little bit. Pops got super into the whole catchy thing, and he's really REALLY good at it, but it got to the point where he can't take all of 'em with him anymore! Rise-chan has a whole bunch, too... I only got a whopping three, hrm...

I dunno, I suppose I'd just feel all bad if I had to leave any of them bearhind. I guess what I'm really trying to say is, how does everyone else handle that? I know it's totally normal, but what makes it normal? Don't they get lonely?

[And that's really what it comes down to. As someone who can't ~~bear~~ handle even the idea of being alone, the last thing he'd want to do is force that on a wee little animal right after he plucked it from its home. As far as Teddie goes, this is actually a very serious subject.]

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[The volume has his eyebrow raising for all of a second before he shrugs it off; he's already getting the familiarity vibes comparing this newcomer to his best friend from home.]

An army... That would certainly be a lot! But I think keeping just a handful makes it more personal. There's nothing to say you can't change your mind one way or another while you're here, especially if you're here for a while.

Oh no, I don't plan on staying here that long, yeesh. You make it sound like I'm gonna stay here forever!

[Because apparently Teddie just decided he can pick whenever he can leave. That's how these things work, right?!]

But I do like to keep things bearsonal... Maybe an army's not such a good idea right now.

Well, no one plans on how long they stay here; we've all been taken against our will.

[He sighs. But then there's a very very long moment of staring.]

Bearsonal?

[Logic is clearly for people who want to hear it. ...So it's no surprise Teddie completely ignores that and instead seems to light up despite the staring.]

No way, you speak bear?!

...I beg your pardon?

[What... And sometimes Rei thought there couldn't be anyone weirder than Nagisa or Momo. He's starting to wonder if he found the one exception.]

[It will only get weirder. Teddie can't help but jump to conclusions and seems far too excited, his hands held close to his face.]

Bear! You speak bear! Don't try to hide it, I heard you! You said "bearsonal!"

I said what you said. I wanted to make sure I didn't mishear you.

I don't speak Bear. Speaking in puns is not connected to communicating with bears at all!

[Cheerful giddiness becomes offended huffiness. First of all, how dare you.]

Duh, yeah it is. That's how I talk all the time, yeesh. It's like you don't know the first thing about bears!

[He lacks imagination.]

Pardon my misinformation but the last time I checked, bears didn't speak the same language of any human.

And last time I checked, being the BEAR, can speak human just fine, thank you!

[Someone clearly hasn't spoken to a lot of bears.]

There's no need to be so rude, but I'll forgive you just this once.

You're a bear!?

[What is this life. But you know, not the weirdest thing to have happened here. He sighs.]

I apologize. You look quite... human.

Thank you, I try bear-y hard.

[He won't complain about looking human, but you can't hide what you are inside.]

But didn't you know already? All the nonhumans that get plucked here end up turning totally human. I guess they aren't so common if I'm your first...

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